Everyone loves a good laugh. Along those lines, Bill Williams is an upcoming guest on the podcast. He puts out a daily “Thought for the Day” and is gracious enough to allow me to periodically share them. If you’d like to subscribe directly, visit Bill and sign up at internet-humor.com
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics:
“How much do you weigh?" she asked.
“115."
She put me on the scale. It turned out my weight was 140.
She then asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," I replied.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measured 5 foot 5.
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it was very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed, "When I came in here, I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
Have a great day and SMILE!
